In an ultimate show of cowardice, disrespect, ignorance, savagery and about 47,000 other adjectives, Muslim extremists--fuck that--TERRORISTS forced their way into a satirical newspaper office, killing 12 employees and police, before skidaddling away like a bunch of bitches. Look, I don't want to get off on a rant here but holy overreaction Batman. I am not going to be as ignorant as some in the mainstream media who lump these fucknuts in one broad stroke in with the other billions of Muslims who actually are just like everyone else in the world--trying to live their fucking lives and make it through the day. But I will address the overlying problem of religious extremism. ANY religious extremism. More people have been fucking slaughtered at the hands of religion than anything short of malaria. I don't give 2 shits what pious, high-in-the-sky, made-up, invisible deity you follow. As long as you follow him without busting into my life and causing me and the ones I love and care for the ultimate pain and suffering. Shit, I am aware of the good lot of religion does. Charity, um... let's see, and um, did I say charity? There's um, marriage? No, that sucks too. Sending your kids to church under the watchful eye of Father Flannigan? No, that definitely isn't good. OK, so maybe religion just sucks all the way around. But if you are so far up your god's ass that you have to shoot someone for drawing a cartoon of said god, than you have absolutely no use on this planet. Goodbye! Thanks for playing, but we just don't see you getting into this game soon. Might as well go home. So support your local press, support your local cartoonist, support free speech and the idea of speech without persecution or death (what a novel concept!), but above all support the idea of a planet where shit like this doesn't get reported because it doesn't happen at all. God bless you all. But I digress...